Bitlife but I'm a filthy capitalist
Bitlife has a new citizen, MONOPOLY MAN!
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Közzététel: Hónapja
This reminds me of a time I played this game once my wife died I lost my depression and anxiety
comrade kevin
Kevin: *sneezes* Christian Bale: I WANT ON THE FUCKING SET, YOU PRICK!
Kevin thank you for existing
Rip paddle boat
What do you expect for a 130 pound paddle boat
I figured out why the song Joseph Seed sings in far cry 5 sounded insanely familiar at 7:53
Employer- "Which cookies do you like the best?" Kevin- " I CAN"T CHOOSE ONE! I GOTTA BUY THEM ALL!"
6:36, I mean Desmond is related to Assassins.
Money don't make you happy... but a paddle boat does 😉
I don’t get how anyone can hate this man he’s so warm hearted
I had a teacher in primary school called Mrs Mann. My mind was blown when my mom told me that because she's married, it's likely that her husband's name is Mr Mann. I've never forgotten about this.
that ace attorney touch is goddamn good hahahaha
Kevin is so underrated. Like, there are people who aren’t even as good as him, and they still get more subscribers. Take Infinite Lists for an example.
Kevboi ya look like sk8er boi in da fumnail gud 1
when he killed his boss the hitman's name was Desmond Miles. I mean, i guess it does work.
Be in a mafia gang
6:35 that's from assassins creed
things i learned 1.paddle boat makes you happy 2.monopoly man has a net worth of 69 mil 3. you become more healthy the better your nails are
One day we will get a Bitlife life without Kevin murdering someone xD
Gonna buy a paddleboat ig
Dude went fishing and completely cured his depression
Rip Paddle boat, gone but not forgotten
Who is the book I was just getting all the clicker on the game it wouldn't be fun but I mean why the hell would I care
Looks like your boss was Fired 😎😎😎
im sorry, how did you just pronounce lingerie?
Kevin acting like "Mann" is not a totally normal last name
3:43 ph intro plays
Happy new year!
I once played BitLife as a member of the military, I saw a man being assaulted in the street so I helped him, I got the shit beat out of me, got put in jail, got fired, tried to sue the assaulter and lost, and basically got my life ruined. So that’s pretty cool.
My name is mr.Mann
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The Hitmans name (6:34) was Desmond Miles, thats clever
Then Agent 47 at 15:12
10:45 Just Bookmarking something
One of my characters tried to become a social media celeb on bitlife. He became a celebrity when he was 71..
13:01 why is the supervisor named gaylord
I wonder what mr burns would think about this. must be feeling real guilty.
When I tried to do this I bought 20 properties $5 million and I became a CEO
I feel like this was the one chance time Kevin had a bit life character that didn't go to jail somehow 😭
ATTENTION : which one was the vid that a guy was locked in a room so Kevin and his friends didn't kill him and then one of Kevin's friends said "I know you are in there" (army vid kinda old)
Paddle boats are the ultimate cure for happiness
pause at 14:06
him: my mother passed away no one: him: yes inheritance! his live advice: all you need is a paddle boat
Did anyone catch that hitman's name? *Desmond Miles* 😂😂
be turg
15:14 hmmm yes hitman 1 hitman 2 hitman 3 thanks ioi
Well, I'm sold. Gotta get me a paddle boat now. Should help with my depression.
Kevin: i want to be the best capitalist ever in this game Ceo's: tip one exploit the workers
6:45 Does Kevin not notice the awful relationship?
I got a fix your marriage ad watching this video
Kevin welcome to the Office
My issues studies teachers name was Mr Mann hahaha
Wait isnt desmond miles dead
i laughed so much when his paddle boat healed him
I desperately need a paddleboat.....and I live in Arizona.
In from New Orleans lol
Two weeks without youtube really enhanced the enjoyment I got from this video. Laughed a lot! It feels good to be back watching Kevo.
HAUNTED CAPE COD HOME?!?! I WOULD NEVER HAVE THOUGHT!!!! Thats where i live😊😊😊😊
Mann is actually a real last name. I knew a girl in school who was technically Miss Mann
playin bitlife chooses to watche yt with a friend and who is a option YOU as im playin this video as background noise lmfao XD
Rachel has big Jim energy
Superviser: *starts rumor he is homeless* Reality: *owns 5 houses*
i just met you today, and your laugh is so cute like-
Do a play through of the last of us but you are a complete jerk (like what you did in the walking dead)
Visible pain to say better person. I love kevin
Bitlife but I'm a filthy capitalist ? MORE LIKE BOR- turg Day 97 Of me watching every single video posted by Call Me Kevin.
florence and the machine
Why does the monopoly man look like mort Goldman
Sounds like your co-worker Rachel might really be Jim
1:52
kev you can go to HR in bitlife if a cowworker bullys you. you know HachR.
I-I’m sorry... l i n g e r i e ? -
"He severed my booty?"
He lived the life of Byakuya Togami.
I salute
Kevin: If you don't sub, I'm not offended Some unholy being: doesn't sub Kevin: hello is this hitman international, I'd like to set an arrangement
The fact that Mr.Man always become so happy when going on a boat is too wholesome.
Video idea BitLife but I’m a professional athlete
Yay more bitlife
"What is wrong with the people at my work? Why does my supervisor hate me?" We all ask ourselves these questions Kevin. We all ask.
My investment in paddle boats is about to pay off I see
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Kevin, my little dwarf catfish is named Mr Man
What if u had a paddle boat but no place to use ur paddle boat? U'd be screwed 🤣🤣🤣
Kevin, I'm sory to tell you, I know this is tough news, but you ARE a millenial.
Desmond Miles did assassin work before being kidnapped by Abstergo? So he knew he was an assassin all this time...
i've been rewatching this now because i needed some background noise to forget about owerwhelming emptiness in my life and i realized that putting personal belongings in a vending machine is a reference to "The Office" the greatest show to ever exist
What do you use to run bitlife
*writes down* Buy...paddleboat...get rid....of anxiety...and depression
Paddle boats are amazing
U should try to get all the ribbons
WHAT THE FUCK I GOT A HASBRO MONOPOLY AD!!!!
Notice
Fuck the title, love the video.👍🏻
lingery model
you should get your boss to love you and then report all your employs.
There is this blue whale challenge going around it makes you sucidul please stay safe
Now I want a paddleboat
I last charged my phone 3 day's ago and its at 71 percent
You should use GodMode and become the ultimate overlord of the WORLD